Keitai Hentai Musume

A strange video surfaces! It is titled "携帯変態娘", or "Keitai Hentai Musume." This translates roughly to..deviant cellphone girl? I have never seen this before. Let us watch with great interest..

Oh wait a minute, is that Momoi? That does make sense. We all know how much Momoi loves phones. See her old ASCII column for proof of this. Ohhh she looks very pretty. Nice hair. Nice expression.

Apparently the phone is getting bad signal, and she is getting mad. But wait, the cellphone has quite a sassy attitude and is now talking back to its owner! Or rather, it is posing as a puppet while Halko does a hilariously bad voiceover talking to herself. Trust me, it is bad.

The argument between the couple escalates, and the phone decides to run off.

A high speed chase ensues. She looks like an 80s jpop idol in this shot. Noriko Sakai? Hey it sounds like they are playing "Digital Esper" in the background. This video must be very old (I'm guessing 2000-2001). No wonder she looks young. RUN LITTLE HALKO RUN!

Unfortunately, our heroine apparently doesn't get much exercise and is quickly worn out. Here she is taking a quick break after zooming up some stairs.

She finally catches up with the phone at the top of Tokyo Tower, and discovers it was low on batteries. Poor phone, it had been blamed for bad signal but it was really just running low on juice. She realizes this and resolves to be nicer to her phone. Here is a vanity shot of her skipping home in the rain. Yes, skipping.

In short, this cute little skit teaches us to be nice to our phones, because otherwise it might just run off and lead us on crazy chase through the city. They should make a 3D adventure game out of this. Credit goes to mandi for helping me make heads and tails of the dialogue.

Posted by Paranda at July 10, 2005 10:50 PM

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Posted by: Max at April 19, 2007 3:22 AM