November 25, 2005
Post-thanksgiving suffer time
Since I am not into this whole "Black Friday" hysteria and thus not concerned about being alert and fit to raid any stores tomorrow (real reason: I am going to work), I decided to consume my own body weight in turkey and stuffing. This is probably unhealthy, and now I can't walk due to the slightest shift in weight most likely resulting in the explosion of my distended stomach, its internal pressure delicately balanced only by outside weight of my sweater. My incapacitation is expected to last 6 - 8 hours: approximately the amount of time it will take for digestion.
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Posted by Paranda at November 25, 2005 3:17 AM